Joke? What do you mean, joke! Being called a pygmy is no laughing matter. In the beginning I thought it was a complement on my hair, but now I´m not so sure.
Hey! Back off homie! You don't know who you's foolin' with. You better check yourself before you ..erhh.......you better check before you....peck? Peck yourself? Oh, I don't know your hair is fine! There! 'You happy now?
I had a pygmyups once! She was quite a big girl. Lifted me right off the ground, she did. Gave me a good squeeze and sat me back down again. Not altogether unpleasant I must say.
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Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that? Why they are called pygmys? Do you??
NO! Tell me, what do people mean when they call me a that.
Oh...I erhh.....the small man just spoiled my joke.
I'm gonna start again.
Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that?
And try to get it right this time, OK?
Joke? What do you mean, joke!
Being called a pygmy is no laughing matter.
In the beginning I thought it was a complement on my hair, but now I´m not so sure.
What´s pygmy?
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Anchovy! That's a funny word, right?
Right. That´s funny.
Alimony, on the other hand. NOT so funny.
So, pygmys, eh?
Wonder why they are called that.
Yeah, I still wonder.
If it a joke, it better be about tracktors.
If it´s about my hair i´m not going to be happy.
Alright, they are called pygmys because the first time they saw a tall person they all went "pick me up, pick me up!".
TADAAAAA!!!
well, that don't make no sense. If that's true why ain't they called pygmyups then?
Well ain't it o'vious? That name'd already been taken.
You danged liar you, I never heard o' nobody called pygmyups.
Say, what 'you tryin' to pull here?
Ups, wrong name.
You ig'nant somebitch, Pygmyups is what rich folks calls booze!
Arrhh, you ain't worth my time!
We'll be performing again tomorrow, bring your friends!
Thank you, thank you!
( sound of clapping )
( sound of clapping getting stronger)
WHAT!
You´r confusing me.
What has this to do with my hair?
Hey! Back off homie! You don't know who you's foolin' with.
You better check yourself before you ..erhh.......you better check before you....peck? Peck yourself?
Oh, I don't know your hair is fine! There! 'You happy now?
Geez, I'll never be cool.
I had a pygmyups once!
She was quite a big girl. Lifted me right off the ground, she did. Gave me a good squeeze and sat me back down again.
Not altogether unpleasant I must say.
Highly recommendable after a light supper.
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