Friday, January 06, 2006

Hmmm...





Why she has a gun, I don´t know.
I think it has to do with me being lazy.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that? Why they are called pygmys? Do you??

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO! Tell me, what do people mean when they call me a that.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...I erhh.....the small man just spoiled my joke.
I'm gonna start again.

Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that?

And try to get it right this time, OK?

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joke? What do you mean, joke!
Being called a pygmy is no laughing matter.
In the beginning I thought it was a complement on my hair, but now I´m not so sure.

What´s pygmy?

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Anchovy! That's a funny word, right?

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right. That´s funny.
Alimony, on the other hand. NOT so funny.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, pygmys, eh?
Wonder why they are called that.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I still wonder.

If it a joke, it better be about tracktors.
If it´s about my hair i´m not going to be happy.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright, they are called pygmys because the first time they saw a tall person they all went "pick me up, pick me up!".

TADAAAAA!!!

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, that don't make no sense. If that's true why ain't they called pygmyups then?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well ain't it o'vious? That name'd already been taken.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You danged liar you, I never heard o' nobody called pygmyups.
Say, what 'you tryin' to pull here?

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ups, wrong name.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ig'nant somebitch, Pygmyups is what rich folks calls booze!

Arrhh, you ain't worth my time!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll be performing again tomorrow, bring your friends!

Thank you, thank you!

( sound of clapping )
( sound of clapping getting stronger)

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT!
You´r confusing me.
What has this to do with my hair?

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Back off homie! You don't know who you's foolin' with.
You better check yourself before you ..erhh.......you better check before you....peck? Peck yourself?
Oh, I don't know your hair is fine! There! 'You happy now?

Geez, I'll never be cool.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a pygmyups once!
She was quite a big girl. Lifted me right off the ground, she did. Gave me a good squeeze and sat me back down again.
Not altogether unpleasant I must say.

Highly recommendable after a light supper.

4:42 AM  

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