Friday, January 06, 2006

Hmmm...





Why she has a gun, I don´t know.
I think it has to do with me being lazy.

18 Comments:

Anonymous What's-his-name said...

Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that? Why they are called pygmys? Do you??

7:20 AM  
Anonymous A small man said...

NO! Tell me, what do people mean when they call me a that.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous what's-his-name said...

Oh...I erhh.....the small man just spoiled my joke.
I'm gonna start again.

Speaking of pygmys, do you know why they are called that?

And try to get it right this time, OK?

7:45 AM  
Anonymous a small man said...

Joke? What do you mean, joke!
Being called a pygmy is no laughing matter.
In the beginning I thought it was a complement on my hair, but now I´m not so sure.

What´s pygmy?

8:46 AM  
Anonymous W. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Anchovy! That's a funny word, right?

8:57 AM  
Anonymous half of the better halves said...

Right. That´s funny.
Alimony, on the other hand. NOT so funny.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous w. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

So, pygmys, eh?
Wonder why they are called that.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous a small man said...

Yeah, I still wonder.

If it a joke, it better be about tracktors.
If it´s about my hair i´m not going to be happy.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous w. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

Alright, they are called pygmys because the first time they saw a tall person they all went "pick me up, pick me up!".

TADAAAAA!!!

11:24 AM  
Anonymous What's-his-name said...

well, that don't make no sense. If that's true why ain't they called pygmyups then?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous w. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

Well ain't it o'vious? That name'd already been taken.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous w. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

You danged liar you, I never heard o' nobody called pygmyups.
Say, what 'you tryin' to pull here?

11:29 AM  
Anonymous What's-his-name said...

Ups, wrong name.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous w. Obbelyline Tracktorlove said...

You ig'nant somebitch, Pygmyups is what rich folks calls booze!

Arrhh, you ain't worth my time!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous what's-his-wobbely-tractorlove said...

We'll be performing again tomorrow, bring your friends!

Thank you, thank you!

( sound of clapping )
( sound of clapping getting stronger)

11:38 AM  
Anonymous a small man said...

WHAT!
You´r confusing me.
What has this to do with my hair?

11:43 AM  
Anonymous What's-his-name said...

Hey! Back off homie! You don't know who you's foolin' with.
You better check yourself before you ..erhh.......you better check before you....peck? Peck yourself?
Oh, I don't know your hair is fine! There! 'You happy now?

Geez, I'll never be cool.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous a lesser man said...

I had a pygmyups once!
She was quite a big girl. Lifted me right off the ground, she did. Gave me a good squeeze and sat me back down again.
Not altogether unpleasant I must say.

Highly recommendable after a light supper.

4:42 AM  

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